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2007-08-19 [kay-chan]: *joins in the chase because she has an odd fetish involving pitchforks and torches*

2007-08-19 [silent_voice]: *screams like a woman*

2007-08-20 [Morningstar Rising]: *chuckles and sticks out foot, making [silent_voice] trip*

2007-08-20 [silent_voice]: *Faceplants*

2007-08-20 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::ties [silent_voice] up, and hoists him high on an elaborate device of sprockets and chains, so that he can't move, but the pitchforks can't get to him:: There. no one wins. ::smiles, and sits down on his throne of silver flames and blood-red ice, lighting a cigarette::

2007-08-20 [Morningstar Rising]: *leans back against the wall and watches as [silent_voice is hoisted up him out of reach.*

2007-08-20 [Morrigon]: *watches from somewhere unknown and raises an eyebrow* I think I missed something...

2007-08-20 [kay-chan]: Yay pitchforks! *wins anyway*

2007-08-21 [silent_voice]: *Laughs like an evil rabbit*

2007-08-21 [kay-chan]: *hears the evil rabbit laughter and has a relapse, curling up in the corner*

2007-08-21 [Daring Silence]: .....I drew a picture of a bunny rabbit...he was wearing camo pants.

2007-08-21 [kay-chan]: The evil rabbits... they're EVERYWHERE... *whimpers*

2007-08-22 [silent_voice]: Of course they are.

2007-08-22 [Daring Silence]: You bet'cha right sock they are.

2007-08-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Well... SPARKLEBUNNIES are the worse, so as long as there aren't any- it's ok.

2007-08-23 [silent_voice]: oh yes they are.

2007-08-23 [Daring Silence]: Sparklebunnies??? I'm curious.

2007-08-23 [Morrigon]: ....What in the world?

2007-08-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::mkaes a sparklebunny appear:: Now... The only ones who don't get eaten, are those of you, who are lvl 20 or higher. :)

2007-08-24 [kay-chan]: O____________O SPARKLY! *plays with it*

2007-08-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: <<the sparklebunny looks at [kay-chan], lights up bright, electrifies itself and tries to bite. HARD>>

2007-08-25 [kay-chan]: *cuddles it into submission*

2007-08-25 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Wow! ::whistles::

2007-08-26 [kay-chan]: Nobody can withstand my power of attraction to cuteness. YOU'RE A BUNNY!

2007-08-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: No I'm not. That is. ::points at the sparklebunny, and then at the rest of the sparklebunnies he unleashed::

2007-08-27 [kay-chan]: MORE BUNNIES!

2007-08-27 [Daring Silence]: ...Hey Bunnies!!! * tosses an unlimited number of carrots out of her pocket until the sparklebunnies eat too much and fall over dead.*

2007-09-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: <<sparklebunie eat meat, not carrots and decide to try and eat everyone>>

2007-09-02 [kay-chan]: *isn't eaten because she cuddles everything that tries*

2007-09-04 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::some sparklebunnies start hugging back::

2007-09-05 [kay-chan]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

2007-09-05 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::smiles, lights a cigarette and wonders what other sort of chaos to unleash...::

2007-09-06 [Daring Silence]: ....Toss left over doggie treats to the bunnies cause the package said 'made with real meat!' She decides to be nice to the flesh eating bunnies.*

2007-09-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::claps his hand, and all the sparklebunnies disappear:: All right! you all went up a level! :)

2007-09-07 [kay-chan]: ...MY SPARKLEBUNNIES! *cries*

2007-09-10 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::throws one at [kay-chan]:: Now enough of THESE silly shenanigans, ok? There's a perfect place for those called LoSt InSaNiTy.
and this is not there.

2007-09-10 [Daring Silence]: *Holds the empty bag up and gives it to [kay-chan]*

2007-09-11 [kay-chan]: *stares at the empty bag* I dunno what to do with this. I'm apparently supposed to be sane now.

2007-09-11 [Daring Silence]: This is life. *picks the bag back up*
This is what you make of life *blows air into the bag and hold it tight*
This is what everyone else does to your life *She holds her hands far back and smacks the bad as hard as possible*
And this is how life makes you feel. *She gives the bag back.*
*she smiles*

2007-09-11 [kay-chan]: ...nobody in MY life has stuffed me in a bag and beat me...

2007-09-12 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: No, silly...
Life's a load of air, nd people keep bursting your bubbles, until you are left an empty useless rag...
Or that's what that wa ssupposed to mean.
Life's not THAT bad. :P

2007-09-12 [kay-chan]: Life's a roll of bubble wrap! And when you jump on it... it makes noises like you've been shot? ...alright, lost that metaphor. But YAY BUBBLE WRAP! :D

2007-09-13 [Daring Silence]: *thinks about the possibitly of killing someones bubble wrap for her next demonstration*

2007-09-13 [kay-chan]: *chews on her bubble wrap and growls if anybody gets close*

2007-09-13 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::sighs, sits down on his throne and lights a cigarette::

2007-09-14 [Morningstar Rising]: *wonders what all the hubble about bubble wrap is about, loves to pop bubble wrap, makes a bang sound and when its twisted, makes a whole lot of bang sounds. giggles to self*

2007-09-14 [kay-chan]: O_________O That was a massive action that lost me about halfway through.

2007-09-14 [Morningstar Rising]: I like bubble wrap, reminds me of my mom.

2007-09-14 [kay-chan]: She's used for protective packaging?

2007-09-16 [Morningstar Rising]: She's dead.

2007-09-17 [kay-chan]: Well, that's morbid. I think you may have killed the moment.

2007-09-17 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::stands up and disappears::

2007-09-21 [Morningstar Rising]: Sorry did not mean to kill the moment. LOL

2007-09-21 [kay-chan]: XD It's okay, I think I forgive you.

2007-09-21 [Morningstar Rising]: *laughs* 

2007-09-25 [Daring Silence]: * wonders if crushing on other Gods is allowed*

2007-09-25 [kay-chan]: [Morningstar Rising] has an admiiiiireeeeer... XD

2007-09-26 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I see no reason for not crushing on other gods.
It wouldn't be truly free and godly and shits otherwise.

2007-09-27 [Morningstar Rising]: *looks around stunned* Who's crushing on who.

2007-09-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: [kay-chan] implied that [Daring Silence] is an admirer of yours, [Morningstar Rising].

2007-09-27 [Daring Silence]: Oh no...I never implied that. I simply asked a question. [Morningstar Rising] was not who I was implying such a question.

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2007-09-27 [kay-chan]: I was kidding. XD

2007-09-28 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... Then who DO you imply?

2007-09-30 [Morningstar Rising]: *laughs* Okay I guess.

2007-10-01 [MatchBookRom3o]: *enters*

2007-10-02 [kay-chan]: *dramatic music plays for the entrance*

2007-10-03 [Morningstar Rising]: *turns to see who entered*

2007-10-04 [MatchBookRom3o]: well i havent been here i quite a while *smiles* i missed it greatly

2007-10-05 [Morningstar Rising]: *smiles* welcome back.

2007-10-06 [Morrigon]: my pinky itches...grrr!!!

welcome back

2007-10-06 [Danboo]: wait on which side

2007-10-08 [Morningstar Rising]: *passes finger scratcher thingy* Here this might help. 

2007-10-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: so yeah...itchy fingers huh? you should get that looked at.

2007-10-08 [Daring Silence]: *looks shy and doesn't meet Jino's eyes* No one. I was just asking.....

2007-10-08 [kay-chan]: [Daring Silence] HAS A CRUSH ON JIIIINOOOOOO!!!! *shouts*

2007-10-08 [silent_voice]: lol is that so?

2007-10-09 [Morningstar Rising]: *laughs* crushes always get discovered. 

2007-10-09 [kay-chan]: I'm so perceptive. *nods sagely*

2007-10-09 [silent_voice]: lol sounds interesting.

2007-10-10 [MatchBookRom3o]: *giggles for no reason*

2007-10-25 [Daring Silence]: *stabs [kay-chan] in the throat and watches as blood pours to the floor* Not so perceptive now, huh? Didja see that coming?

2007-10-25 [Morningstar Rising]: *laughs* wow that's a lot of blood.

2007-10-26 [kay-chan]: Ah~! Right in the jugular vein! Those are so hard to get replaced...

2007-10-26 [Morningstar Rising]: dead in a few seconds.

2007-10-26 [kay-chan]: Except I'm immortal. :P BWAHAHA oh god laughing hurts, too.

2007-10-27 [Morningstar Rising]: Well as an immortal, maybe you can get one of the Gods to repair or replace it for you. LOL

2007-10-27 [kay-chan]: I'll just steal one from the PERSON WHO BROKE IT. *steals [Daring Silence]'s jugular vein* S'there.

2007-10-27 [Morningstar Rising]: *laughs* That works.

2007-10-27 [Daring Silence]: *pulls an extra jugular vein from her Godly-Emergency kit in her pocket. She simply replaces it and stares evily. She plots a sure and final death.* Yea....throw me a frickin bone here....

2007-10-28 [Morningstar Rising]: Nice save [Daring Silence], waits to see what happens next.

2007-10-28 [kay-chan]: *oblivious* I like kitties! *frolics in flowers and whatnot*

2007-10-29 [Melocrie]: Ok.. I would love to be a god, but I need to contact an Emperor God? Any idea where to find one? >.>

2007-10-29 [Morningstar Rising]: send [Morrigon] a message.

2007-10-30 [Melocrie]: Alrighty ^^

2007-11-06 [Daring Silence]: *dances evily*

2007-11-06 [Melocrie]: *glees and dances along* gnagnagna....!

2007-11-06 [MatchBookRom3o]: so yeah why does this god always get ignored? *pouts*

2007-11-06 [Melocrie]: What god?

2007-11-07 [MatchBookRom3o]: me

2007-11-07 [kay-chan]: I'm not ignoring you! *stares creepily*

2007-11-07 [MatchBookRom3o]: i randomly talk in here and when i do its like continue whats happening

2007-11-07 [kay-chan]: *continues to stare*

2007-11-07 [MatchBookRom3o]: im being stared at now yay

2007-11-07 [kay-chan]: *inches closer* O_______O

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: hows it goin

2007-11-08 [kay-chan]: I have to memorize Africa!

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: thats cool i memorized a bottle of SoCo

2007-11-08 [kay-chan]: You are my hero. XD

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: i is intoxicated

2007-11-08 [kay-chan]: Oh, I got that. I figured you 'memorized' the SoCo in the same way I 'memorize' my vodka. :D

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: i memorized alot tonight

2007-11-08 [kay-chan]: On your way to becoming a true scholar, I'll tell you what.

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: i ma genius right now but not in the morning

2007-11-08 [kay-chan]: Oooh, yeah... in the morning you'll be feeling REALLY stupid. Enjoy enlightenment while it lasts.

2007-11-08 [MatchBookRom3o]: i shall indeed

2007-11-13 [Daring Silence]: ENNNNNLLLLIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTENNNMMMEENNTTT>>>>*Is on her way to find true enlightenment*

2007-11-14 [kay-chan]: I did a BUNCH of that this weekend! :D

2007-11-19 [MatchBookRom3o]: so yeah ive officially been on a 2 week drinking binge i think im going to die

2007-11-19 [kay-chan]: Aw, don't do that! That would make me sad.

2008-01-29 [donezo]: i have returned to ET!!! WOOOT

2008-07-14 [Daring Silence]: AHAHAHA


I remembered my password!!! WOOHOO

Like......8 months later...

2008-07-14 [kay-chan]: Wow... Couldn't you have had it sent to your email?

2008-07-14 [Danboo]: lol

2008-07-14 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::walks in, a bit wobbly:: The god of chaos is drunk tonight. So he will do as he pleases and not care of the consequences. ::gets to his throne, sits down and tries to snap his fingers::
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Damn thing must be broken... ::takes off his hand and repalces it with another... finally snaps his fingers::
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DA- <<coffee floods eVERYTHIONG, turning this place into an under-coffee paradice>>
Ha! And foir my next trick... 'll devide by zero.
::tries::
OH SHI-

2008-07-15 [kay-chan]: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

2008-07-15 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::appears:: Wha? ...
[kay-chan]... put your seatbelt on... I want to try something.

Oh and... Big win points for the quick reaction.

2008-07-15 [kay-chan]: ....*seat-belts up!*

2008-07-16 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::Jino takes the driver's position and tries to ram the Mercedes that [kay-chan] is seat-belled in into a huge pile of pink fluffy bunnies...::
<<suddenly a large bump appears in the road, and the Mercedes jumps in the air and corkscrews into the bunnies, then catches on fire>>
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<<All of the bunnies and a strange little brown bear burn to the ground. [kay-chan] is saved only due to her belt, and the fact Jino dragged her out of the crash. No one knows how Jino survived, as he forgot his own seatbelt.>>

2008-07-16 [Flisky]: *watches the events unfold* Um...Is anyone else worried that there is a fire and the place smells like coffee?

2008-07-16 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :: somehow has a cup in his hand, scoops some coffee from a puddle on the floor and sips it:: Mmm... Nice and strong and bitter. I've outdone myslef.

2008-07-17 [kay-chan]: *poses*

*then cries for the bunnies*

BUUUUUUNNNIIIIIIIEEEEEES!

2008-07-18 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::hugs [kay-chan]:: Sorry... But... Think about it - they weren't real bunnies. They were plush... And dead. And now they're just a bit burnt and dead...-er.

2008-07-20 [Flisky]: *thinks to self* How can they be deader? Does that mean someone can be...aliver? You can be livelier, but can you be aliver? Geez, I don't make sense to myself...*trails off into some unintelligible mumbling*

2008-07-20 [chilli_icecream]: well they were allready non living (ie dead) and now theyre burnt so theyre more dead than they were so they are bloody well deader than they were!?!? fook me nora. slap me and call me charlie. p.s w/f/e

2008-07-20 [kay-chan]: But they were adooooorable... And I wanted to snuggle them. Oh well, I have Pablo. *snuggles stuffed penguin*

2008-07-21 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::gets out a bunny-survivor and throws it to [kay-chan]::

2008-07-21 [kay-chan]: Yay! *snuggles both bunny and penguin, because she can multi-task*

2008-07-22 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::lights a cigarette and makes himself some coffee::

2008-07-22 [kay-chan]: Make me some coffee, too! I'm done with sucking it all out of my clothes from the earlier flood.

2008-07-22 [Flisky]: *Starts randomly singing* We didn't start the fire, it was always burning, since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire, no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it.

2008-07-22 [kay-chan]: That explains why the roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.

2008-07-22 [Flisky]: *picks up a burning brand and starts lighting more things on fire* I fell into a buring ring of fire, I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.

2008-07-22 [kay-chan]: Come on baby, light my fire. Come on baby, light my fire. Try to set the night on fire.

2008-07-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! AND I BRING YOU... fire. ::then snaps his fingers, and makes everything inflammable. Just for the lulz::

2008-07-23 [kay-chan]: Fire fire! Fire fire! Fire fire fire fire! Can't put it out with water! *runs around on fire*

2008-07-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Erm... Dear... you're inflammable. As in fire-proof. As in - YOU CAN'T BURN!!!

2008-07-23 [kay-chan]: Psh, I'm a Goddess of thievery, which is full of trickery, which means I found a loophole in inflammability. I mean, the fact that I'm on fire proves that this is a bad thing. But. *still smoldering* THIS IS WHY I'M HOOOOOOOOOT.

2008-07-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::raises an eyebrow:: Wait... I'm supposed to be ChaoS, yet YOU do the paradox thing? What the hell? ::decides this will not go unpunished and steals [kay-chan]'s bra, while she's not looking::

2008-07-23 [kay-chan]: Ha! Shows what you know! I wasn't wearing a bra. *victory dance with much jiggling*

2008-07-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I noticed. I stole it from your room. From that little box... With a "Special Occasion" label on it...

2008-07-24 [Flisky]: Umm...Theivery is Chaos and Chaos just stole? It makes no sense! *completely ignores the jiggling dance*

2008-07-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I am GoD OF ChaoS. SometimeS I makE IT SO ThaT ThingS DoN'T MakE MucH SensE. :D

2008-07-25 [kay-chan]: Hehehe.

2008-07-25 [Flisky]: Goddess of Useless Witticisms is out of witty remarks. This has never happen and will not go unpunished! Now, I only need someone to punish...

2008-07-25 [kay-chan]: ...*hides* NOT MY FAULT.

2008-07-25 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::grabs [kay-chan] and chains her to a bed:: There. She's ready to be punished... ::gives [Flisky] a feather:: And here's your punishing device... ::snaps fingers, making it so that [kay-chan]'s clothes cannot be taken off, then sits down and waits for the show::

2008-07-26 [kay-chan]: O_____________O

...crap...

2008-07-26 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: What is it?

2008-07-26 [Flisky]: *Takes feather* Mwuahahahaha-cough-sputter-cough...I really can't do the whole 'evil' laugh thing. Hmm. Gotta work on that. Oh well. *Starts tickling [kay-chan]'s feet*

2008-07-26 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::does the whole evil laugh thing, because he's been practising it since he was 5::

2008-07-26 [Flisky]: *is jealous* Urg...Oh well. *continues the torture*

2008-07-26 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::starts eating some peanuts::
BTW... Why are you tickling [kay-chan]'s shoes?

2008-07-27 [Flisky]: Because I don't want [kay-chan] to sneeze on me by tickling the nose. It seems like a bad idea. *shrugs and starts tickling the nose*

2008-07-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::steps back::

2008-07-27 [kay-chan]: NUUUUUUUU! Not the nose! It's mildly irritating! >.< *sneezes* *steals the key to her chains and escapes* Evil evil.

2008-07-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...? Key? I... didn't use chains with locks. ::checks:: Wait... Wut? I DID? DAMN! ... Must have been drunk... er than now. :D
Anyway... How's the taste of freedom?

2008-07-28 [Flisky]: Well, at least I got a little bit of punishment in. And satisfied my slightly sadistic side. *fiddles with locks and chains* Who else wants to be all tied up?

2008-07-28 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Depends on what you intend to do.

2008-07-28 [kay-chan]: Drunkeness? Chains? Interesting conversation... But. *hides*

2008-07-29 [Flisky]: I only go as far as my volunteers let me. Which usually ends as soon as they freak about being chained up. *sigh* No one is adventurous anymore. Where's the God of Kinkiness when you need him?

2008-07-29 [kay-chan]: ...ironically, he's chained up at the moment.

2008-07-29 [Flisky]: That's...not surprising. Hmmm...what to do now. *Jumps [kay-chan] and starts wrapping with chains*

2008-07-29 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::puts on some leather straps on [kay-chan] to help the effectiveness of the procedure.::
Lol... This reminds me of an old wiki I made... WelcomE TO ThE TorturE ChambeR It's been uninhabited for a while though... ::sighs::

2008-07-29 [kay-chan]: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEE! I swear to the gods I'm gonna start stealing first-borns. >.0 *wiggles around in the chains/leather*

2008-07-29 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Well, dear...
Let's put it this way...
You were at the wrong place and time.
And besides - it would be just wrong if it were me.

2008-07-29 [kay-chan]: ...this is really nice leather... o.O

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: And Jino would just poof himself out. *mutters* Stupid god of chaos always being chaotic. *clears throat* Anyway, I can't exactly chain myself, now can I?

2008-07-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Why "poof" myself out? I could always make a metal-eating termite jump out of my pocket and eat the chains. That's more fun. :D
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<<insert huge lightbulb here>>
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::Jino smiles in a devilish manner... Then he suddenly takes out a mirror, and takes [Flisky]'s image out of it::
<<[Flisky]'s Doppelgaenger slowly approaches her original and chains her up, then disappears>>

Well now... You CAN chain yourself up. ::rofl, getting all dusty::

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: That was only...AWESOME! But you know, if I was me, I would have said some witty remark while I was chaining me up. WHERE'S MY WITTY REMARK?!

2008-07-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::takes the mirror again, places his arm in it and pulls out a folded sheet of paper::
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::unfolds it infront of [Flisky]::
There. Now read it out loud.

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: 'I'm tying myself in knots over this.'

Great, we've created a paradox. I now have to outwit myself because I've found that I'm too witty. (Try sorting that one out.)

*realizes she has no way to escape the chains*

Uh...guys, a little help.

2008-07-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::smiles:: Don't you EVER give yourself a "backdoor" when you put yourself in strange situations?

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: When I put me in strange situations, usually it isn't on purpose. *growls* Of course! *slips almost effortlessly out of chains* I should have remembered, I'm not good with chains!

2008-07-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hahaha! Well... As long as you're good with yourself...

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: *thinks* Hmm...Nope. I'm normally horrible with myself. I just disguise it well. I'm currently not speaking to me. Which is why I have to talk to you.

2008-07-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Oh? Is that why your other you gave me a note and didn't just sit here being all wise-ass?

2008-07-30 [Flisky]: Exactly. Hey, come to think of it, I've only been talking to me in my sleep. So, by that reasoning, I'm actually talking to me and only not when I'm thinking about it. Um...where am I? I suddenly lost myself...

2008-07-30 [kay-chan]: ...yeah, I'm still tied up. This is still the gods club and not a fetish club, right? Cuz currently we have chains, leather, and twins.

2008-07-31 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Oh?
Now... If it were a fetish club, you'd be wearing skimpier outfits... and giving me some sort of weird pleasures.
And since you're not - we're all just a bunch of gods fooling around.
And... Yeah. You're gonna stay tied up. :D

2008-07-31 [kay-chan]: ...godsDAMMIT. >.< *wriggles around* I gotta steal me an escape artist...

2008-07-31 [Flisky]: Ironically, the gods have kind of already damned you, right? But I'm the one that chained you...so you should have no problem slipping out.

2008-07-31 [kay-chan]: Nu-UH, nobody's here has damned me. Cuz I'm too freaking ADORABLE.

...I see. >.> *escapes and looks mildly embarrassed*

2008-07-31 [Flisky]: Only mildly embarrassed? I'll have to try harder next time.

2008-08-01 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Actually... you took off the chains... but I am the one who strapped you.
I'm pretty good with chains, straps and knots...
...
I had a kinky gf or two in my time. :D

2008-08-01 [kay-chan]: I stole a knife. So there.

;__________; Such good leather...

2008-08-02 [Flisky]: *mourns the leather* Tears shed for those lost to Kay's strap cruelty.

2008-08-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::shrugs, then makes the leather straps reconnect and disappear somewhere in the folds of his long black leather trench coat::
I mourn only those who were once alive and are now dead... And a few of the living. Why should I mourn a belonging?
I can mourn the memories connected with it... And the personality this piece of material I once owned might have had... But...
Mourning imaginary leather straps? It's odd.

2008-08-02 [kay-chan]: You should mourn belongings because they're PRETTY. *is the god of thievery, so is naturally materialistic*

2008-08-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I like seeing beauty in all my surroundings...
I have seen the creativity in destruction... The potential to make something even prettier by braking it...
Most often - people.
Many people need to be broken to find out the facts of life and be better, more wonderful than before...
...
Aso - some pieces of furniture become quite comfier when brkoen the proper way. TRUST me.

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